{"id":951,"date":"2012-03-28T20:40:14","date_gmt":"2012-03-29T03:40:14","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/blog.austinity.com\/?p=951"},"modified":"2012-03-28T20:40:14","modified_gmt":"2012-03-29T03:40:14","slug":"baby-logic-42-breaking-the-house-at-age-of-100","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/blog.austinity.com\/?p=951","title":{"rendered":"Baby Logic #42 – Breaking the house at age of 100"},"content":{"rendered":"

Today at dinner:<\/p>\n

Ro: Daddy, you’re 40 and I’m 4.<\/p>\n

me: not quite yet, Ro. You’ll be 4 in May!<\/p>\n

Ro: … and you’ll be 41!<\/p>\n

me: that’s right!<\/p>\n

Ro: and then you’ll be 100!<\/p>\n

me: not sure, if I’ll ever be 100 – maybe.<\/p>\n

Ro: and then you’ll be breaking the house.<\/p>\n

me: !???<\/p>\n

Ro: you’ll have grown so big that your head will break the door and you’ll break the ceiling when you stand up!<\/p>\n

me: Ahhh, that’s funny, Ro! Maybe I’ll stop growing then \ud83d\ude42<\/p>\n

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Today at dinner: Ro: Daddy, you’re 40 and I’m 4. me: not quite yet, Ro. You’ll be 4 in May! Ro: … and you’ll be 41! me: that’s right! Ro: and then you’ll be 100! me: not sure, if I’ll ever be 100 – maybe. Ro: and then you’ll be breaking the house. me: !??? … Continue reading Baby Logic #42 – Breaking the house at age of 100<\/span> →<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-951","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/blog.austinity.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/951","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/blog.austinity.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/blog.austinity.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/blog.austinity.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/blog.austinity.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=951"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/blog.austinity.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/951\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":952,"href":"https:\/\/blog.austinity.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/951\/revisions\/952"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/blog.austinity.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=951"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/blog.austinity.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=951"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/blog.austinity.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=951"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}