{"id":911,"date":"2011-12-23T06:24:38","date_gmt":"2011-12-23T13:24:38","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/blog.austinity.com\/?p=911"},"modified":"2011-12-23T06:59:08","modified_gmt":"2011-12-23T13:59:08","slug":"baby-logic-34-flies","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/blog.austinity.com\/?p=911","title":{"rendered":"Baby Logic #34 &#8211; Flies"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Ro wanted to ride his little red trike around the block in the evening last night. It was cold and he needed to dress up to go outside. So I asked him:<\/p>\n<p>me: What do you need to do to go outside?<\/p>\n<p>Ro: Jacket!<\/p>\n<p>me: Right, what else?<\/p>\n<p>Ro: Socks and shoes!<\/p>\n<p>me: Right, what else?<\/p>\n<p>Ro: Brush my teeth!<\/p>\n<p>me: &lt;huh?&gt;<\/p>\n<p>Ro: There are flies outside, and when my mouth is open my teeth get dirty!!<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Ro wanted to ride his little red trike around the block in the evening last night. It was cold and he needed to dress up to go outside. So I asked him: me: What do you need to do to go outside? Ro: Jacket! me: Right, what else? Ro: Socks and shoes! me: Right, what &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/blog.austinity.com\/?p=911\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading <span class=\"screen-reader-text\">Baby Logic #34 &#8211; Flies<\/span> <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[4],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-911","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-baby"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/blog.austinity.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/911","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/blog.austinity.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/blog.austinity.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/blog.austinity.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/blog.austinity.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=911"}],"version-history":[{"count":4,"href":"https:\/\/blog.austinity.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/911\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":917,"href":"https:\/\/blog.austinity.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/911\/revisions\/917"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/blog.austinity.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=911"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/blog.austinity.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=911"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/blog.austinity.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=911"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}