{"id":899,"date":"2011-12-17T08:36:04","date_gmt":"2011-12-17T15:36:04","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/blog.austinity.com\/?p=899"},"modified":"2011-12-09T08:53:41","modified_gmt":"2011-12-09T15:53:41","slug":"baby-logic-32-about-things-that-happened-before-he-was-born","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/blog.austinity.com\/?p=899","title":{"rendered":"Baby Logic #32 &#8211; About things that happened before he was  born"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>This is a somewhat unsatisfying post, as to it doesn&#8217;t have a conclusion, because Ro continued to struggle with the past time concept.<\/p>\n<p>Ro &lt;pointing to Kuttu&#8217;s eye&gt;: Daddy, how did Kuttu get this bubu?<\/p>\n<p>Me: Charlie bit him, because Kuttu made a bad choice &#8211; he stole Charlie&#8217;s food.<\/p>\n<p>Ro: Biting is bad. Did Charlie get a timeout?<\/p>\n<p>Me: Yes, he did. We don&#8217;t bite .We use our words, or bark.<\/p>\n<p>Ro: Was Charlie having his timeout there? &lt;pointing to the wall where Ro usually gets his timeouts&gt;<\/p>\n<p>At this point I had to get creative, because this whole incident happened in our previous house, where Ro has never been because he wasn&#8217;t born yet. So I moved the story to our house&#8230;<\/p>\n<p>Me: No, Charlie had his time out in the breakfast area.<\/p>\n<p>Ro: At the green wall?<\/p>\n<p>Me: No, the wall was white. We had not painted it yet.<\/p>\n<p>&lt;Ooops, I should have left out that detail.&gt;<\/p>\n<p>Ro: White? Why is the wall green now?<\/p>\n<p>Me: Because mommy likes colors. She made it green.<\/p>\n<p>&lt;Phew, dodged that detail.&gt;<\/p>\n<p>Ro: Was Charlie good in his time-out?<\/p>\n<p>Me: Yes, he was very good.<\/p>\n<p>Ro: Was he three?<\/p>\n<p>Me: No he was five and Kuttu was three.<\/p>\n<p>Ro: Was I three?<\/p>\n<p>Me: No you weren&#8217;t born yet.<\/p>\n<p>Ro: &lt;blank stare&gt;<\/p>\n<p>Me: &#8230; you weren&#8217;t here yet. Not even in mommy&#8217;s belly.<\/p>\n<p>Ro: was I zero?<\/p>\n<p>Me: &lt;Impressed&gt; yes, you weren&#8217;t here yet, like zero, nil, zilch.<\/p>\n<p>Ro: No, I mean not one, &#8211; zero<\/p>\n<p>Me: Ahhh! &#8211; No, you weren&#8217;t born yet, not just younger than one. You weren&#8217;t \u00a0 \u00a0c o n c e i v e d. &lt;big smile on my face&gt;<\/p>\n<p>Ro: &lt; blank stare&gt;<\/p>\n<p>Me: Never mind. Charlie was good in his time out. Do you want to play with the silver car?<\/p>\n<p>Ro: Yes, the silver car is my *favorite*!<\/p>\n<p>From there we left the time before he was born alone&#8230;<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>This is a somewhat unsatisfying post, as to it doesn&#8217;t have a conclusion, because Ro continued to struggle with the past time concept. Ro &lt;pointing to Kuttu&#8217;s eye&gt;: Daddy, how did Kuttu get this bubu? Me: Charlie bit him, because Kuttu made a bad choice &#8211; he stole Charlie&#8217;s food. Ro: Biting is bad. Did &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/blog.austinity.com\/?p=899\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading <span class=\"screen-reader-text\">Baby Logic #32 &#8211; About things that happened before he was  born<\/span> <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[4],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-899","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-baby"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/blog.austinity.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/899","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/blog.austinity.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/blog.austinity.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/blog.austinity.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/blog.austinity.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=899"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"https:\/\/blog.austinity.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/899\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":901,"href":"https:\/\/blog.austinity.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/899\/revisions\/901"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/blog.austinity.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=899"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/blog.austinity.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=899"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/blog.austinity.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=899"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}