{"id":879,"date":"2011-12-06T03:25:04","date_gmt":"2011-12-06T10:25:04","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/blog.austinity.com\/?p=879"},"modified":"2011-12-06T03:38:38","modified_gmt":"2011-12-06T10:38:38","slug":"baby-logic-28-cars","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/blog.austinity.com\/?p=879","title":{"rendered":"Baby Logic #28 &#8211; cars"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Ro: Daddy, can I drive the white car when I&#8217;m 55?<\/p>\n<p>me: &lt;thinking hard&gt; Yes, Ro, you can even drive it when you&#8217;re 16!<\/p>\n<p>Ro: Dad, I&#8217;ll drive it when I&#8217;m 16 and then stop the numbers.<\/p>\n<p>me: &lt;after I get that stopping the numbers means not aging any more&gt;: Ro, you can drive the white car anytime you&#8217;re older than 16 &#8211; like 17, 18, 19, 20, and so on.<\/p>\n<p>Ro: OK, but I want to be 16!<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>This sort of reminded me of a German joke about a nerdy engineer that goes like this (be warned, German humor is different):<\/p>\n<p>Engineer: Daddy, can I have some vanilla ice cream?<\/p>\n<p>Dad: Roland, you&#8217;re 40 years old and an electrical engineer. You can have any ice cream you like: chocolate, strawberry, pistacio, vanilla,&#8230;<\/p>\n<p>Engineer: Well, then I don&#8217;t want to.<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>In case you&#8217;re still wondering: yes the joke is over.<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Ro: Daddy, can I drive the white car when I&#8217;m 55? me: &lt;thinking hard&gt; Yes, Ro, you can even drive it when you&#8217;re 16! Ro: Dad, I&#8217;ll drive it when I&#8217;m 16 and then stop the numbers. me: &lt;after I get that stopping the numbers means not aging any more&gt;: Ro, you can drive the &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/blog.austinity.com\/?p=879\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading <span class=\"screen-reader-text\">Baby Logic #28 &#8211; cars<\/span> <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[4],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-879","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-baby"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/blog.austinity.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/879","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/blog.austinity.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/blog.austinity.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/blog.austinity.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/blog.austinity.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=879"}],"version-history":[{"count":4,"href":"https:\/\/blog.austinity.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/879\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":881,"href":"https:\/\/blog.austinity.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/879\/revisions\/881"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/blog.austinity.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=879"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/blog.austinity.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=879"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/blog.austinity.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=879"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}