{"id":546,"date":"2011-05-17T06:44:01","date_gmt":"2011-05-17T13:44:01","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/blog.austinity.com\/?p=546"},"modified":"2011-05-14T07:01:49","modified_gmt":"2011-05-14T14:01:49","slug":"baby-logic-12-excavator","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/blog.austinity.com\/?p=546","title":{"rendered":"Baby logic #12 &#8211; excavator"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>On our commute back home Ro shouted:\u00a0&#8220;Daddy, EXCAVATOR!&#8221; (Schaufelbagger)<\/p>\n<p>Me: &#8220;Yes, a *big* excavator!<\/p>\n<p>Ro: I want to drive an excavator &#8211; I crush you.<\/p>\n<p>Me (shocked): No, Ro, we don&#8217;t crush people, you have to be very careful when driving an excavator.<\/p>\n<p>Ro: Will you come, too?<\/p>\n<p>Me: Yes, then I&#8217;ll watch you.<\/p>\n<p>Ro (pleased): Then I crush you &#8211; beep, beep, beep! &lt;that&#8217;s the sound construction equipment makes when in use&gt;<\/p>\n<p>Me: We don&#8217;t crush people, we crush stones, Ro!<\/p>\n<p>Ro: Then I go up like this &lt;pointing up with his shovel&gt; and I *dig* you!<\/p>\n<p>(For my German readers: digging someone means &#8220;anmachen&#8221; )<\/p>\n<p>At that point I decided that my baby had gone officially mad&#8230;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>On our commute back home Ro shouted:\u00a0&#8220;Daddy, EXCAVATOR!&#8221; (Schaufelbagger) Me: &#8220;Yes, a *big* excavator! Ro: I want to drive an excavator &#8211; I crush you. Me (shocked): No, Ro, we don&#8217;t crush people, you have to be very careful when driving an excavator. Ro: Will you come, too? Me: Yes, then I&#8217;ll watch you. Ro &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/blog.austinity.com\/?p=546\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading <span class=\"screen-reader-text\">Baby logic #12 &#8211; excavator<\/span> <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-546","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/blog.austinity.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/546","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/blog.austinity.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/blog.austinity.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/blog.austinity.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/blog.austinity.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=546"}],"version-history":[{"count":4,"href":"https:\/\/blog.austinity.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/546\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":549,"href":"https:\/\/blog.austinity.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/546\/revisions\/549"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/blog.austinity.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=546"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/blog.austinity.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=546"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/blog.austinity.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=546"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}