{"id":542,"date":"2011-01-01T13:23:58","date_gmt":"2011-01-01T20:23:58","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/blog.austinity.com\/?p=542"},"modified":"2011-05-12T13:28:42","modified_gmt":"2011-05-12T20:28:42","slug":"baby-logic-1-quotes","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/blog.austinity.com\/?p=542","title":{"rendered":"Baby logic #1 &#8211; Quotes"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><em>May 12th, 2011: I&#8217;m reposting this entry from my website on the blog, so that all &#8220;Baby logic&#8221; entries exist in one place. This entry started the whole series&#8230;<\/em><\/p>\n<ul>\n<li>After trying to fall asleep for an hour, Rohan finally calls us. When I walk into his bedroom he tells me with a very serious face: &#8220;Daddy, my eyes are not tired!<\/li>\n<li>After my BMW broke down and was towed, Rohan asked the next morning: &#8220;Is the blue car at the doctor?&#8221;<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<p>Lately, he&#8217;s using &#8220;Friday&#8221; for events in the past and &#8220;Wednesday&#8221; for things to come. So a typical conversation goes like this:<br \/>\nRohan: Is it my birthday?<br \/>\nMe: Not yet, but soon.<br \/>\nRohan: My birthday is Wednesday!?<br \/>\nMe: &#8230; could be. \ud83d\ude42 Did you have fun today? Did you play with your friends at school?<br \/>\nRohan: Yes, I played with Adi and I flew in an airplane.<br \/>\nMe: No, you didn&#8217;t fly in a plane today, but we all went on an airplane a couple of weeks ago.<br \/>\nHim: Friday?!?<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>May 12th, 2011: I&#8217;m reposting this entry from my website on the blog, so that all &#8220;Baby logic&#8221; entries exist in one place. This entry started the whole series&#8230; After trying to fall asleep for an hour, Rohan finally calls us. When I walk into his bedroom he tells me with a very serious face: &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/blog.austinity.com\/?p=542\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading <span class=\"screen-reader-text\">Baby logic #1 &#8211; Quotes<\/span> <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[4],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-542","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-baby"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/blog.austinity.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/542","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/blog.austinity.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/blog.austinity.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/blog.austinity.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/blog.austinity.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=542"}],"version-history":[{"count":3,"href":"https:\/\/blog.austinity.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/542\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":545,"href":"https:\/\/blog.austinity.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/542\/revisions\/545"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/blog.austinity.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=542"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/blog.austinity.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=542"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/blog.austinity.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=542"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}