{"id":496,"date":"2011-04-25T09:01:14","date_gmt":"2011-04-25T16:01:14","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/blog.austinity.com\/?p=496"},"modified":"2011-04-25T09:01:14","modified_gmt":"2011-04-25T16:01:14","slug":"baby-logic-7-grown-up","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/blog.austinity.com\/?p=496","title":{"rendered":"Baby Logic #7 &#8211; grown up"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Ro (staring at my glass filled with an orange liquid): Daddy, what&#8217;s this?<br \/>\nMe: that&#8217;s campari-orange.<br \/>\nRo: I want juice, too.<br \/>\nMe: This juice is for grown ups!<br \/>\nRo: I *am* grown up!<br \/>\nMe: No, you&#8217;re a toddler, not a grown up &#8211; you&#8217;ll be three!<br \/>\nRo: No, I&#8217;m a grown up, I *am*!!\u00a0 &#8211; I use the green soap!<\/p>\n<p>Funny way to prove his age.<br \/>\nThe green soap bar is only used by me in the house, all other soaps, including his, come from soap dispensers.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Ro (staring at my glass filled with an orange liquid): Daddy, what&#8217;s this? Me: that&#8217;s campari-orange. Ro: I want juice, too. Me: This juice is for grown ups! Ro: I *am* grown up! Me: No, you&#8217;re a toddler, not a grown up &#8211; you&#8217;ll be three! Ro: No, I&#8217;m a grown up, I *am*!!\u00a0 &#8211; &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/blog.austinity.com\/?p=496\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading <span class=\"screen-reader-text\">Baby Logic #7 &#8211; grown up<\/span> <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[4],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-496","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-baby"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/blog.austinity.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/496","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/blog.austinity.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/blog.austinity.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/blog.austinity.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/blog.austinity.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=496"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/blog.austinity.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/496\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/blog.austinity.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=496"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/blog.austinity.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=496"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/blog.austinity.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=496"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}