{"id":2793,"date":"2014-10-14T11:50:10","date_gmt":"2014-10-14T18:50:10","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/blog.austinity.com\/?p=2793"},"modified":"2014-10-14T11:50:10","modified_gmt":"2014-10-14T18:50:10","slug":"baby-logic-77-too-big","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/blog.austinity.com\/?p=2793","title":{"rendered":"Baby Logic #77 &#8211; Too big!"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>While driving from the campsite back home, I became a silent witness of 1 hour of 6-year olds conversations between Ro and Gee.<\/p>\n<p>They were playing out fighting scenes all day long so they continued playing in the car with shooting things using the &#8220;super trigger&#8221;.<\/p>\n<p>Ro: I touch the seat with both feet, hold the arm handle and touch the safety belt with the ellbow for super trigger!<\/p>\n<p>Gee: No, I touch all that and touch the window with my chin to shoot the house.<\/p>\n<p>Ro, No, I touch the window also, and also the door with my knee. Super trigger! I shoot the plane!<\/p>\n<p>Gee: No, I also touch the door, and, and, &lt;very excited, now almost rolling over backwards in his seat&gt;, and touch the roof with the right foot to shoot the moon! Super trigger!!<\/p>\n<p>Ro: No, I touch the roof, super trigger to shoot the universe!<\/p>\n<p>Gee: &lt;in disbelief and outraged&gt; you can&#8217;t shoot the universe !!!- That&#8217;s too big! That would be shooting *everything* You can shoot a galaxy or the milky way, but not the universe!<\/p>\n<p>Aha!<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>While driving from the campsite back home, I became a silent witness of 1 hour of 6-year olds conversations between Ro and Gee. They were playing out fighting scenes all day long so they continued playing in the car with shooting things using the &#8220;super trigger&#8221;. Ro: I touch the seat with both feet, hold &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/blog.austinity.com\/?p=2793\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading <span class=\"screen-reader-text\">Baby Logic #77 &#8211; Too big!<\/span> <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[4,6],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-2793","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-baby","category-thoughts"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/blog.austinity.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2793","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/blog.austinity.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/blog.austinity.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/blog.austinity.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/blog.austinity.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=2793"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/blog.austinity.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2793\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":2794,"href":"https:\/\/blog.austinity.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2793\/revisions\/2794"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/blog.austinity.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=2793"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/blog.austinity.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=2793"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/blog.austinity.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=2793"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}