{"id":2358,"date":"2014-03-10T16:05:03","date_gmt":"2014-03-10T23:05:03","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/blog.austinity.com\/?p=2358"},"modified":"2014-03-10T16:05:03","modified_gmt":"2014-03-10T23:05:03","slug":"baby-logic-72-jesus-and-aliens","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/blog.austinity.com\/?p=2358","title":{"rendered":"Baby Logic #72 &#8211; Jesus and Aliens"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Ro: Are aliens real?<\/p>\n<p>me: Some people think aliens exist.<\/p>\n<p>Ro: Are zombies real?<\/p>\n<p>Me: No, zombies are definitely not real.<\/p>\n<p>Ro: What *are* zombies?<\/p>\n<p>me: Zombies are people who died and came back without a soul.<\/p>\n<p>Ro: Was Jesus a Zombie?<\/p>\n<p>.. at that point I almost drove off the road, from laughing so hard.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Ro: Are aliens real? me: Some people think aliens exist. Ro: Are zombies real? Me: No, zombies are definitely not real. Ro: What *are* zombies? me: Zombies are people who died and came back without a soul. Ro: Was Jesus a Zombie? .. at that point I almost drove off the road, from laughing so &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/blog.austinity.com\/?p=2358\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading <span class=\"screen-reader-text\">Baby Logic #72 &#8211; Jesus and Aliens<\/span> <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[4,7],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-2358","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-baby","category-pix"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/blog.austinity.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2358","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/blog.austinity.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/blog.austinity.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/blog.austinity.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/blog.austinity.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=2358"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/blog.austinity.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2358\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":2359,"href":"https:\/\/blog.austinity.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2358\/revisions\/2359"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/blog.austinity.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=2358"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/blog.austinity.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=2358"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/blog.austinity.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=2358"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}