{"id":1905,"date":"2013-06-22T12:31:46","date_gmt":"2013-06-22T19:31:46","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/blog.austinity.com\/?p=1905"},"modified":"2013-06-22T12:31:46","modified_gmt":"2013-06-22T19:31:46","slug":"baby-logic-63-madness","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/blog.austinity.com\/?p=1905","title":{"rendered":"Baby Logic #63 &#8211; Madness"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>To to mommy: Mommy, why are you always mad at me?<\/p>\n<p>Mommy &lt;somewhat hesitant&gt;: Because you&#8217;re not listening!<\/p>\n<p>Ro: You shouldn&#8217;t be mad. &#8211; You should be sad!<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>To to mommy: Mommy, why are you always mad at me? Mommy &lt;somewhat hesitant&gt;: Because you&#8217;re not listening! Ro: You shouldn&#8217;t be mad. &#8211; You should be sad! &nbsp;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[4],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1905","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-baby"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/blog.austinity.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1905","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/blog.austinity.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/blog.austinity.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/blog.austinity.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/blog.austinity.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=1905"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/blog.austinity.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1905\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":1906,"href":"https:\/\/blog.austinity.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1905\/revisions\/1906"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/blog.austinity.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=1905"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/blog.austinity.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=1905"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/blog.austinity.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=1905"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}